Like a Rhinestone Cowboy...

click to elarge I saw Bill O'Reilly on the Today show the other day, putting down "Brokeback Mountain" and saying that Hollywood keeps "pushing its gay agenda on America." Lol, I've been wondering about that gay agenda. "Things to do today: buy milk, pay electric bill, indoctrinate the heteros, wash car..." Sigh...

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Swimmin' Pools, Movie Stars!

click to enlarge That's right, things are lookin' up this year for Buddy and Tina, champions of their trailer park! Buddy's got a job doing the insulation for the new juvenile correctional facility outside of town, and Tina's been promoted to assistant manager at Tasty Freeze. Buddy wants to do something nice for her. Maybe he'll take her to Waco for a nice dinner. Somewhere where you sit down to eat and don't have to shout your order into a plastic Clown mouth. Or maybe he'll put new siding on the trailer. The possibilities are endless.